The denizens of Port Charles might wanna start popping aspirin now, ’cause it’s gonna be a rough week for our General Hospital favorites. As you’ll see in the sneak-peek video that ABC dropped Monday to tease the episodes airing February 2-6, Jason approaches Dante with the grimmest of news: “Faison is still alive!”

How bad would that be? Refresh your memory of the supervillain’s life and crimes!

Anna’s Desperate Plea
But of course, Jason may be close to the truth but not quite on it. Our suspicion is that Anna’s longtime tormentor is really, most sincerely dead, but we’re still being haunted by not one but two of his sons, a resurrected Peter with a handsome new face and the heretofore-unknown Cullum.

In other developments, a captive Anna pleads with Felicia to “get me out of here!” Alas, we’re afraid she’s pleading with nothing more than a vision of the dear friend she so badly wants to see.

Michael Vs. Willow

Elsewhere in the promo, Willow is about to march back into battle with Michael for custody of the kids. She begged her ex for peace, she reminds mom Nina. He chose war. So now “it’s time for something stronger.”

The key to the conniver’s plan? The literal key to Drew’s front door. She’s stolen Tracy’s copy with the intention of framing her former husband for her current husband’s attempted murder! And even when Drew regains the power of speech, he might not be able to resist the opportunity to watch Michael get hauled off to prison!